Signs You Are A Good Tipper

• You actually look at me when I am telling you the specials; you might even smile.
• You don’t answer a hello from your server by yelling, “Two coffees!”
• You say please and thank you.
• You don’t make faces as you are being told the specials, even if you hear a dish you don’t like.
• You don’t order water with lemon.
• Your free-refill soda lasts more than 2 seconds.
• You check to see if your dining partner is ready before you belt out your order.
• You don’t slap your kids in public.
• You don't immediately demand to see the cheapest thing on the menu.
• You answer questions with actual words rather than grunts.
• You start your requests with “May I please have...” rather than “Get me” or “I need.”