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Dedicated to the venting of food servers' frustrations
and a harsh education of the dining public!



What All Customers
Should Know:

Customer 101

Why Tipping Properly
Is So Important (Bad Things Could Happen)

Signs You Are
A Good Tipper

How to Make Service
More Efficient


Sue Your Restaurant!

Menu Manglings

Keep Your Brats at Home!

Your Manager
Said WHAT?

Sweet Revenge

Toilet Time


More Stories

Celebrity Tippers

I Quit!

(Feedback from Idiots)

Tips and Tricks


Books about Serving
About the Creator
Articles about this site
Media Inquiries

Here's a good read we think you'll enjoy. Check it out at Amazon. Hey, it's only 11 bucks! And you don't have to tip...

Recent Story:
Celebrity Dining at its finest. Try this out at your place...

ore Stories:

Pompous Ass
Salon Chat
Dildo and ShortMan
Cell Phone Fun
Monthly Manglings
This Month's Celebrities
Monthly Peeves

Recent Moron:

Just a typical guest spouting off this month...

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